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Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my goal. Bobby Jones. It's the only goal.
— Jack Nicklaus
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
— Tim Allen
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.
— Heywood Hale Broun
True sportsmanship is excellence in motion!
— Lorii Myers
It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth playing.
— Bernard Darwin
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
— Gardner Dickinson
Golf course design is exciting.
— Tom Kite
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
— Bob Hope
The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.
— Ted Allen
A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there waiting for you to hit it.
— Tiger Woods
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
— Bob Hope
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
— Lee Trevino
Always remember that however good you may be, the game is your master.
— John Henry Taylor
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
— Winston S. Churchill
There are no accomplished golf tour operators in Indonesia, so a golf holiday there is a do-it-yourself operation. But don't let that deter you.
— Raymond Bonner
The number eighteen is symbolically meaningful because it is the numerical equivalent of the Hebrew word chai, which means life.
— Michael Bamberger
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
— Bob Hope
Golf is such a wonderful game. I love it to death.
— Charlie Sifford
There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.
— Sam Snead
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
— Rick Reilly
Goaltending is to hockey like putting is to golf. It really has no relationship to the rest of the game.
— Harry Sinden
Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.
— Joe Laurie Jr.
Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.
— Charles E. McKenzie
Golf is typical capitalist luncay.
— George Bernard Shaw
The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play under pressure.
— Donald Trump
I don't hit it very far; I don't overpower a golf course, but I think I'm a pretty decent putter. At Augusta National, putting is premium.
— Zach Johnson
In golf, just because a person is big and cut and ripped, doesn't mean they have a physical advantage.
— Tiger Woods
I like travelers, but I don't like tourists. The difference is that travelers don't shop and they don't play golf.
— Tom Robbins
Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating ... yet so joyous.
— Ken Green
I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today.
— King Edward VIII
All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.
— Mickey Gilley
Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship.
— Patrick Campbell, 3rd Baron Glenavy
You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.
— Bernhard Langer
As we all know ... golf is a puzzle without an answer.
— Gary Player
It's nice to have other hobbies, other than golf. I've played football, I play tennis. I enjoy doing things other than golf, and poker is one of them.
— Sergio Garcia
Under pressure, one of the most important things I have to remember to do is breathe.
— Curtis Strange
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
— Jack Nicklaus
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
— Eric Linklater
Golf never ceases to be a challenge, even when it really is just you and the ball out there and nobody else.
— Arnold Palmer
My dad is a big dreamer, so I got that from him. Golf was my main thing when I was a teenager, and that's what I wanted to do.
— Brandon Flowers
The money was going to come and go, between a wife and the IRS. The thrill of beating the best field in golf is what will always stay with me.
— Calvin Peete
Find a good teacher that will keep the game fun. Work hard and don't be afraid to have success or disappointment. That is what golf is all about.
— Paula Creamer
To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.
— Lee Trevino
A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.
— Thomas Boswell
Golf is a difficult game, but it's a little easier if you trust your instincts. It's too hard a game to try to play like someone else.
— Nancy Lopez
Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.
— Raymond Floyd
Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.
— Peter Dobereiner
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.
— Tommy Bolt
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
— Winston Churchill
The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
— Bruce Lansky
The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.
— JoAnne Carner
Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it.
— Doug Sanders
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.
— Mac O'Grady
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
— Bertrand Russell
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
— Woodrow Wilson
The 'enemy' in golf is tension.
— Bobby Jones
I know the other side. I know what awful golf is.
— David Duval
The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing.
— George Duncan
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.
— Robin Williams
Pawn endings are to Chess what putting is to golf
— Cecil Purdy
It's odd that the word 'atheist' even exist. I don't play golf, is there a word for non-golf players ?
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
— Art Spander
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
Golf is you against yourself.
— Jack Nicklaus
Golf is flexibility, and I notice more guys injured. You can overdo this conditioning.
— Retief Goosen
There is not a lot of money in competition dancing. There never has been; it's all about winning the trophies, really. It's not like golf.
— Anton Du Beke
I have a pragmatic suspicion that bashing someone's head in with a golf club is frowned upon in this establishment...
— J.C. Wickhart
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.
— Lewis Black