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The only difference between Detroit and the Third World in terms of corruption is Detroit don't have no goats in the streets.
— Charlie LeDuff
I saw goats. A party can't be all bad when you have goats," Lucy said.
— Mary Jane Hathaway
If he doesn't give her back, chop off his manhood and feed it to the goats," Tyrion promised. "Provided you can find some.
— George R R Martin
I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!
— Tallulah Bankhead
And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.
— Richard Hammond
I'm not really a goal-oriented guy. I started doing the Mountain Goats just for the sheer hell of it.
— John Darnielle
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually.
— Kristen Schaal
Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.
— Time-Life Books
Good things never last, bad things never die.
— John Darnielle
The old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat.
— Margery Allingham
My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo
— Victor Hugo
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'I'm not sure,' I said. 'He only seems to like sheep. — Joanna Cannon
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats
— Charles Spurgeon
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.
— Satchel Paige
What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.
— Buster Keaton
When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone,and the meaning has to go find an author again.
- The Trouble With Reading — William Stafford
Course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So
— Lemony Snicket
Of course not. You can't have a family hanging over you like a bunch of old dead goats. No offense.
— Roald Dahl
I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.
— Sabrina Zbasnik
Where I live, there's a lot of canyons. We're climbing constantly - we're like mountain goats. I'm just trying to get better at that.
— Joey Santiago
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
— Dov Davidoff
Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!
— Johann Sebastian Bach
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat.
— Thomas Browne
Redheaded women buck like goats.
— James Joyce
Sheep and goats and cowsgather 'round a manger bed
to awe at a babe. — Richelle E. Goodrich
Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water.
— Carl Sandburg
You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.
— Malcolm Bradbury
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
— Spike Dykes
Goat screaming videos are hilarious.
— Miguel
My sexual activity was all with animals. First there were the hens, then the goats and the sows, and after I had grown up some more, the mares.
— Reinaldo Arenas
I want to be able to run about like the goats do.
— Johanna Spyri
Goats are fierce, independent, at the beck of no man. Everyone, even the king, respects the goat.
— P.J. Hetherhouse
It doesn't take a lot to interest goats.
— Terry Pratchett
It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing.
— Arjuna Ranatunga
think you just like tethering goats." "Well, be sure to tell me when your rope begins
— John Connolly
Political men, like goats, usually thrive best among inequalities.
— Walter Savage Landor
The prime minister is 12 years old. She looks after 20 goats in the morning, but she's prime minister in the evening.
— Bunker Roy
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{She] ain't got the sense God gave a goat.
— Pam Hillman
Creeds are definitions of what it means to be a Christian. They are fences that, albeit imperfectly, seek to separate sheep from goats.
— R.C. Sproul Jr.
I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!
— Karl Malone
Fainting is for preteen girls and those really weird goats. I do not faint!
— Melissa F. Olson
Something very unusual, a chocolate-flavoured log of goats' cheese. "Made by lesbians in Wales," Sam had explained superfluously.
— Philip Hensher
There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats.
— David Gemmell
She's like Eeyore if Eeyore hung out with goats all the time instead of letting Pooh and Piglet cheer him up.
— Rainbow Rowell
You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
— Ron White
A Myrddraal has less cunning than a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. And a goat has more sense.
— Robert Jordan
That's because goats eat everything. Only the prickliest survive.
— Christopher McDougall
The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.
— Edna Ferber
Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them.
— Diana Wynne Jones
I want to go about like the light-footed goats.
— Johanna Spyri
I hate pigs. I hate goats.
— Blake Shelton
Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.
— Greg Gutfeld
Esk wouldn't have known what a collective noun was if it had spat in her eye, but she knew there was a herd of goats and a coven of witches.
— Terry Pratchett
Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.
— Sue Grafton
I sold my first short story to Pyramid Press, where it was chiseled onto fifteen slabs of granite, and for which I was paid nine goats.
— Frank Tuttle
It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
— Trey Parker
If he asks you for six goats in exchange for me, you don't have to actually buy real goats. He'd probably take kegs instead.
— Joanna Wylde
Goats and monkies!
— William Shakespeare
I love you more than I love goats, and you know how I feel about goats, Gaby said.
— James Patterson
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
— William Blake
Even goats may have starlight in their eyes.
— Robert W. Service
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.
— Rick Riordan
In a dead white field an untethered goat gave them sardonic greeting.
— Anthony Burgess
The e-reader certainly sorts out the sheep from the goats, and divides those who need to read from those who like to turn the pages.
— Margaret Drabble
I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going.
— Sepp Blatter
As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.
— Charles Portis
Shagga, cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats." Shagga hefted the huge double-bladed axe. "There are no goats, Halfman." "Make do.
— George R R Martin
