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Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Catherine Ryan Hyde: But it's funny how you can take something

But it's funny how you can take something that turns out to be fatal and classify it as not worth fixing. — Catherine Ryan Hyde

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth

Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off ... — Thabang Gideon Magaola

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Stephanie Lennox: I've been fighting to be who I am

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Colleen Coble: Any man who can't appreciate a classic pickup

Any man who can't appreciate a classic pickup ain't worth his weight in salt. — Colleen Coble

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Homer: If something's hard to do, then it's not

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Isabella Olivia Ellis: This guy is funny. But is he safe?

This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? — Isabella Olivia Ellis

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Thomas Carlyle: A poor creature who has said or done

A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering. — Thomas Carlyle

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Kay Redfield Jamison: I occasionally laugh and tell him that his

I occasionally laugh and tell him that his imperturbability is worth three hundred milligrams of lithium a day to me, and it is probably true. — Kay Redfield Jamison

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Will Rogers: The older we get, the fewer things seem

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Lev Grossman: Though the funny thing about never being asked

Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don't have anything worth giving. — Lev Grossman

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Ronald Reagan: One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

One picture is worth 1,000 denials. — Ronald Reagan

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Brandy Nacole: I guess it's worth a shot. More than

I guess it's worth a shot. More than likely a wasted bullet, but I'll fire anyway. — Brandy Nacole

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Karl Pilkington: Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. — Karl Pilkington

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Tricia Owens: How's your head?" the larger man asked."Do me

How's your head?" the larger man asked.
"Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's worth right
now. — Tricia Owens

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Why is it that when you wipe up

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about. — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

Life before toilet paper was not worth living. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Hillary Clinton: If I didn't kick his ass every day?

If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. — Hillary Clinton

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Charlotte Henley Babb: Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Are you

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Are you overdone yet? — Charlotte Henley Babb

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Aldous Huxley: A funny little literary article in the hand

A funny little literary article in the hand is worth at least three Critiques of Pure Reason in the bush. — Aldous Huxley

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Yogi Berra: A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. — Yogi Berra

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Dara Horn: Most of the other visitors were chained to

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Billy Gardell: Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!

Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY! — Billy Gardell

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett: When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're

When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much. — Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: If I could bronze my love, it'd be

If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Zaha Hadid: You have to really believe not only in

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. — Zaha Hadid

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: She was smart and funny and vulnerable and

She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over. — Jonathan Tropper

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By William Shakespeare: [Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning. — William Shakespeare

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Henny Youngman: I know a man in Ft. Worth with

I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads. — Henny Youngman

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Men weigh love with hands.

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By Jenny Han: I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By John Connolly: Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired

Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all. — John Connolly