But it's funny how you can take something that turns out to be fatal and classify it as not worth fixing.
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off ...
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
— Stephanie Lennox
This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist?
— Isabella Olivia Ellis
A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering.
— Thomas Carlyle
Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all. — John Connolly
I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han
Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads. — Henny Youngman
![Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By William Shakespeare: [Thine] face is not worth sunburning.](http://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/funny-im-worth-it-quotes-by-william-shakespeare-384182.jpg "Funny I'm Worth It Quotes By William Shakespeare: [Thine] face is not worth sunburning.")
[Thine] face is not worth sunburning. — William Shakespeare
She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over. — Jonathan Tropper
You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. — Zaha Hadid
If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much. — Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett
Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY! — Billy Gardell
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. — Yogi Berra
A funny little literary article in the hand is worth at least three Critiques of Pure Reason in the bush. — Aldous Huxley
I occasionally laugh and tell him that his imperturbability is worth three hundred milligrams of lithium a day to me, and it is probably true. — Kay Redfield Jamison
Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don't have anything worth giving. — Lev Grossman
One picture is worth 1,000 denials. — Ronald Reagan
I guess it's worth a shot. More than likely a wasted bullet, but I'll fire anyway. — Brandy Nacole
Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. — Karl Pilkington
How's your head?" the larger man asked."Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's worth right
now. — Tricia Owens
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about. — Ellen DeGeneres
Life before toilet paper was not worth living. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. — Hillary Clinton
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Are you overdone yet? — Charlotte Henley Babb
