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Glasses Funny Quotes By Dara O Briain: I'm an appalling cook. I can just about

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain

Glasses Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: As a boy, I was ashamed to wear

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. — Woody Allen

Glasses Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: She said my glasses made me look like

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch. — Nenia Campbell

Glasses Funny Quotes By Jon Pertwee: In all my years as an actor, I

In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices. — Jon Pertwee

Glasses Funny Quotes By Dan Slott: No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in

No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache. — Dan Slott

Glasses Funny Quotes By Quentin Crisp: The very purpose of existence it to reconcile

The very purpose of existence it to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think of us. — Quentin Crisp

Glasses Funny Quotes By Aporva Kala: Ah! the joys of linger...

Ah! the joys of linger... — Aporva Kala

Glasses Funny Quotes By Edwin Arlington Robinson: Friends: people who borrow my books and set

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson

Glasses Funny Quotes By Douglas Horton: When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something. — Douglas Horton

Glasses Funny Quotes By Euzhan Palcy: In the days when I wasn't being taken

In the days when I wasn't being taken seriously, I wore long skirts - very conservative. But now, I dress any way I want to. — Euzhan Palcy

Glasses Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

Glasses Funny Quotes By Matthew Lillard: If I could act in theater, my whole

If I could act in theater, my whole life, and never act in film or television again, and just direct the rest of my life, I would gladly do that. — Matthew Lillard

Glasses Funny Quotes By Bible Verses: 2 Timothy 3:16 ALL Scripture is inspired by

2 Timothy 3:16 ALL Scripture is inspired by God and useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting, and training in righteousness. — Bible Verses

Glasses Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You can never look that tough in glasses

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

Glasses Funny Quotes By Ray Winstone: Hollywood don't always pay a lot of money.

Hollywood don't always pay a lot of money. Because we're English they think we're cheap! — Ray Winstone

Glasses Funny Quotes By Steve Martin: Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny. — Steve Martin

Glasses Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: We've got stained glass windows in our house;

We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons. — Chic Murray