Dairy Queen Quotes

He had to be kidding. If he had been any more toned, I might have dry humped his leg when I first saw him at Dairy Queen. — S.M. Reine

I never pass a Dairy Queen without stopping. I cannot stand tucked-in sheets. I was once a contestant on 'The Price is Right.' — Brian Shactman

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy

I've always thought it would be fun to have a vegan campaign aimed at gays called "Don't be a Dairy Queen." — Dan Mathews

Okay, so this had all the makings of a cluster fuck, but there was a Dairy Queen Oreo Cheese-Quake Blizzard waiting for me somewhere. — Janet Evanovich

Tampa's crazy ... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen. — Luther Campbell

Last night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet. — Laurie Anderson

Did you know that Dairy Queen ice cream is mostly bubbles? — Stephen King