Gilda Best Quotes

I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol. — Gilda Radner

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. — Gilda Radner

[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something. — Gilda Radner

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. — Gilda Radner

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda ... and woke up with me. — Rita Hayworth

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one. — Gilda Radner

It's always something. — Gilda Radner

There are no guarantees. There are no promises, but there is you, and strength inside to fight for recovery. And always there is hope. — Gilda Radner

It's such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have! — Gilda Radner

Every man I have ever known has fallen in love with Gilda and awakened with me. — Rita Hayworth

Gilda: How severe is the corporal punishment here?
Mrs. McCracken: Honey, nobody's going to spank you here. Don't worry. — Jennifer Allison

The wonderful thing about Gilda Radner was that she was not a person who disappointed. — Anne Beatts

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a lightbulb. — Gilda Radner

Never let a gynecologist put anything in your nose. — Gilda Radner

I'm not really an impersonator. — Gilda Radner

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin. — Tracey Ullman

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you. — Gilda Radner

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. — Gilda Radner

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. — Gilda Radner

There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself. — Gilda Radner

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures;
they give unconditional love.
For me they are the role model for being alive. — Gilda Radner

Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. — Gilda Radner

[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism. — Gilda Radner

Humor is just truth, only faster! — Gilda Radner

Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself off and get back on again. — Gilda Radner

Rita Hayworth in Gilda ... there's not a shot of her in that movie that isn't gorgeous. — Donna Mills

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that, — Gilda Radner

Men fell in love with Gilda, but they wake up with me. — Rita Hayworth

Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to. — Gilda Radner

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. — Gilda Radner

I'm so full I can't hear. — Gilda Radner

Motherhood ... is an act of infinite optimism. — Gilda Radner

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused. — Gilda Radner

No one can be Gilda twenty-four hours a day. — Rita Hayworth