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Getting Laid Off Quotes By Thomas Pynchon: [Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself

[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid. — Thomas Pynchon

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Tucker Max: One of us needs to get laid.""Just one

One of us needs to get laid."
"Just one of us?"
"What are the odds of both of us getting laid? — Tucker Max

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Cat Deeley: I'm getting comfortable with West Coast style, which

I'm getting comfortable with West Coast style, which is more laid-back than British style. — Cat Deeley

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Allen Ginsberg: The best thing about being famous is that

The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid. — Allen Ginsberg

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Rod Stewart: If I don't get laid, I'll sure die

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying. — Rod Stewart

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Amy Andrews: To getting laid and fighting fires.

To getting laid and fighting fires. — Amy Andrews

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Steven Tyler: Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get

Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid. — Steven Tyler

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Brian Tracy: When everything is laid out neatly and in

When everything is laid out neatly and in sequence, you will feel much more like getting on with the job. — Brian Tracy

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Don DeLillo: Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and

Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid. — Don DeLillo

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: You're kind of gross. Might want to think

You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Kanye West: I don't know what's better: getting laid or

I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid.
I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away. — Kanye West

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! — Rodney Dangerfield

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Billie Joe Armstrong: I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell

I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. — Billie Joe Armstrong

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Can you believe our Ash is getting laid?

Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud! — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Heidi Cullinan: Walter Lucas, you're going to marry me. And

Walter Lucas, you're going to marry me. And you're getting epically laid as soon as we get home. — Heidi Cullinan

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Tracey Gold: I knew that by getting behind the wheel

I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders. — Tracey Gold

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Demetri Martin: The reason you often get in comedy is

The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid. — Demetri Martin

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Kevin Bacon: Any idiot can get laid when they're famous.

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Trenton Lee Stewart: Kate laid her hand against his cheek. "Why

Kate laid her hand against his cheek. "Why do you keep doing this? Why do you keep getting hurt?"
"Bad habit," Milligan mumbled. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Josh Lanyon: Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting

Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stoner hours on murder. — Josh Lanyon

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Sarina Bowen: I guess time flies when you're playing hockey

I guess time flies when you're playing hockey every day and getting laid every night. — Sarina Bowen

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Tom Smallwood: Getting laid off was one of the worst

Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results. — Tom Smallwood

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Steven Tyler: I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they

I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS. — Steven Tyler

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Elton John: Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the

Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game. — Elton John

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Moby: If I was a sex symbol, I would

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now. — Moby

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Jack Whitehall: I only got into comedy to get laid

I only got into comedy to get laid — Jack Whitehall

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS:

With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy's downfall. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Bill Maher: We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid. — Bill Maher

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Patricia McConnell: At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as

At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again. — Patricia McConnell

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Mike Tyson: I sacrifice so much of my life, can

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? — Mike Tyson

Getting Laid Off Quotes By Bella Jeanisse: You're getting laid way too much this trip."

You're getting laid way too much this trip." Chico Rivera — Bella Jeanisse