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I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
— George Burns
And I can't think of a reason I'd ever use a pseudonym, as I wouldn't want to publish something that I didn't like enough to put my name on it.
— Poppy Z. Brite
I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.
— George Burns
If I ever married, I know I would dread the daily sound of the key in the door and the casual expectancy of 'Hello! I'm home!'
— Celia Imrie
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
— George Burns
She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
— George Burns
Tragedy is not the second face of the life; but it is the very first face of it!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.
— Arthur Miller
You can't plan for what you can't see, so be gentle with your dreams!
— Anuranjita Kumar
After you die, you wear what you are.
— Teresa Of Avila
And so for a couple of years my life was divided between my music and my school books.
— James Weldon Johnson
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
— George Burns
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
— George Burns
A computer shall not harm your work or, through inaction, allow your work to come to harm.
— Jef Raskin
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
— George Burns
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
— George Burns
They were treated as though they were angels sent from God to save them from everlasting destruction - therefore,
— Joseph Smith Jr.