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Garbage Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Garbage Funny Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I've written for the waste basket so often

I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage. — Ryan Lilly

Garbage Funny Quotes By Ransom Riggs: Have they built cities on the moon?" another

Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully.
"We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties, but thats about it. — Ransom Riggs

Garbage Funny Quotes By Nash Summers: When have I ever given him the impression

When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal? — Nash Summers

Garbage Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: A lollipop is a cross between hard candy

A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage. — Mitch Hedberg

Garbage Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" — Henny Youngman

Garbage Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: One night she told me to put out

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out". — Rodney Dangerfield