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Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. — Jim Carrey

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. — Chris Rock

I'm forty-two," he said. "That's eighty-four in musician years. — Monica Wood

It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring at him like he was a real rock star. — Kami Garcia

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. — Charisma Carpenter

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. — Chris Rock

You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma. — Chris Rock

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" — Chris Rock

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs. — Chris Rock

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness. — Chris Rock

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won! — Chris Rock

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. — Chris Rock

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. — Chris Rock

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock

Her heart sank. That's why he found her attractive- because he'd been so long without. He'd probably find a perfumed rock appealing at this point. — Kresley Cole

I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it. — Patricia C. Wrede

Rock-Paper-Scissors for it."
"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'. — Kyle Adams

It's hard for a man to turn down sex ... if they chase us, we can't run that fast. — Chris Rock

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems! — Chris Rock

I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time. — Adam McKay

To use the old jailhouse term and not the modern rock and roll one, a punk's question. — Adrian Barnes

Hollywood's just not funny. — Chris Rock

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock. — Peter S. Beagle

You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

Chris Rock is a very funny man. — Willie Geist

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' — Chris Rock

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock

American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it. — Bill Bailey

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!" — Chris Rock

It's funny how you can think you've reached rock bottom, then sink a whole lot further. — Tabitha Suzuma

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you. — Mick Foley

Emery gives me a rock that she's colored on. She whispers in my ear. You can smash people's fingers with it when they're mean. — Jillian Dodd

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. — Dave Chappelle

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

It will be funny in about 10 years. — Lemmy Kilmister