Funny You Love Me Quotes
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Funny You Love Me Quotes & Sayings
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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
— Johnny Vegas
I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.
— M.D. Saperstein
Everyone's crazy except you and me.
— Mark Frauenfelder
I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.
— Michael W. Grimard
Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.
— Santosh Kalwar
I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love.
— Dorothy Fields
Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.
— Werley Nortreus
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business.
— Barbara Kingsolver
I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it.
— C.J. Redwine
I love it when you talk medical to me," he said
— John Green
Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.""Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole
Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - ""Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan
I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me.
— Summer Sanders
I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.
— Chelsea Martin
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
I love to eat lettuce for breakfast, they call me bunny.
— Ryan Bracha
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
— Wesley Snipes
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.
— Kresley Cole
Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am.
— Victoria Denault
I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind.
— Curtis Jackson
That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : VikalpThat's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue.
— Rick Riordan
I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.
— Karen Salmansohn
Snarl must love Christmas as much as me, I decided.
— Rachel Cohn
I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
— Bo Burnham
Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
— Michael Pollan
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.
— Helen Fielding
You realize you've been staring at me for the past five minutes?
— Catherine Doyle
I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.
— Brian Littrell
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around.
— Mark W. Boyer
I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
