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I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning.
— Amanda Hocking
Humor is the mask of wisdom.
— Friedrich Durrenmatt
Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation.
— David Z. Hirsch
In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!
— Ken Kesey
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.
— Don Roff
Not everything's funny, Mother.""No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgement of husband's superior wisdom in all matters
— Philip K. Dick
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
Funny how I was old enough by sixteen to drink, fight and vote, but even two years later I am to young to respect.
— Amie Kaufman
When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!"
— Tyler Webb
Goodness is funny because it draws you to it while curiously possessing you with the untrammelled desire to turn it into something bad.
— Sophie Villalobos
It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it.
— Haim Shapira
Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident.
— Christopher Paolini
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
— Julia Louis-Dreyfus
The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.
— Pat Conroy
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being.
— Steven Saylor
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
— Stephen Hawking
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
— Doug Stanhope
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny
— Benny Bellamacina
I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.
— Rick Riordan
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
