
I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real. —
Barry Watson

The greatest heartache comes from loving another soul, they said, beyond reason, beyond doubt, with no hope of salvation. —
Lang Leav

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window! —
Henny Youngman

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." —
Frank Carson

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. —
Kelly Moran

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? —
Martin Farquhar Tupper

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. —
Anthony Ward Clark

The States are separate and independent sovereigns. Sometimes they need to act like it. —
John Roberts

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. —
Tommy Cooper

So I need to lay down some ground rules."
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? —
Eva Morgan

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. —
Rodney Dangerfield

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. —
Bobby Heenan

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. —
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