Funny Window Quotes

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth ... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place. — Jerry Lewis

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

I don't think you're a waste of space. — J.K. Rowling

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real. — Barry Watson

The greatest heartache comes from loving another soul, they said, beyond reason, beyond doubt, with no hope of salvation. — Lang Leav

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window! — Henny Youngman

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." — Frank Carson

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. — Kelly Moran

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? — Martin Farquhar Tupper

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. — Anthony Ward Clark

The States are separate and independent sovereigns. Sometimes they need to act like it. — John Roberts

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. — Tommy Cooper

So I need to lay down some ground rules."
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. — Rodney Dangerfield

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. — Bobby Heenan

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various