Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
I don't think you're a waste of space.
— J.K. Rowling
The greatest heartache comes from loving another soul, they said, beyond reason, beyond doubt, with no hope of salvation. — Lang Leav
My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. — Bobby Heenan
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. — Rodney Dangerfield
So I need to lay down some ground rules." "Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. — Tommy Cooper
The States are separate and independent sovereigns. Sometimes they need to act like it. — John Roberts
I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. — Anthony Ward Clark
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? — Martin Farquhar Tupper
He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. — Kelly Moran
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." — Frank Carson
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window! — Henny Youngman
I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real. — Barry Watson
