Funny Window Quotes
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Funny Window Quotes & Sayings
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We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth ... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.
— Jerry Lewis
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file.
— Kathy Reichs
I don't think you're a waste of space.
— J.K. Rowling
I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.
— Barry Watson
The greatest heartache comes from loving another soul, they said, beyond reason, beyond doubt, with no hope of salvation.
— Lang Leav
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
— Henny Youngman
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
— Frank Carson
He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders.
— Kelly Moran
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?
— Martin Farquhar Tupper
I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
— Anthony Ward Clark
The States are separate and independent sovereigns. Sometimes they need to act like it.
— John Roberts
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
— Tommy Cooper
So I need to lay down some ground rules."
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before.
— Various