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Funny Window Quotes By Jerry Lewis: We're leaving the House to people who either

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth ... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place. — Jerry Lewis

Funny Window Quotes By David Letterman: Number one way life would be different if

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman

Funny Window Quotes By Kathy Reichs: Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

Funny Window Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I don't think you're a waste of space.

I don't think you're a waste of space. — J.K. Rowling

Funny Window Quotes By Barry Watson: I did. I did see Bigfoot when I

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real. — Barry Watson

Funny Window Quotes By Lang Leav: The greatest heartache comes from loving another soul,

The greatest heartache comes from loving another soul, they said, beyond reason, beyond doubt, with no hope of salvation. — Lang Leav

Funny Window Quotes By Henny Youngman: The room is so small, when I put

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window! — Henny Youngman

Funny Window Quotes By Frank Carson: My wife went into the butchers and said:

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." — Frank Carson

Funny Window Quotes By Kelly Moran: He looked longingly out the window at the

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. — Kelly Moran

Funny Window Quotes By Martin Farquhar Tupper: Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? — Martin Farquhar Tupper

Funny Window Quotes By Anthony Ward Clark: I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. — Anthony Ward Clark

Funny Window Quotes By John Roberts: The States are separate and independent sovereigns. Sometimes

The States are separate and independent sovereigns. Sometimes they need to act like it. — John Roberts

Funny Window Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I went window shopping today! I bought four

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. — Tommy Cooper

Funny Window Quotes By Eva Morgan: So I need to lay down some ground

So I need to lay down some ground rules."
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan

Funny Window Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I stuck my head out the window and

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Window Quotes By Bobby Heenan: Janetty tried to dive through the window to

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. — Bobby Heenan

Funny Window Quotes By Various: My computer made a funny sound the other

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various