Funny Window Quotes
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Funny Window Quotes & Sayings
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Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
I don't think you're a waste of space.
— J.K. Rowling
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
— Henny Youngman
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
— Frank Carson
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?
— Martin Farquhar Tupper
I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
— Anthony Ward Clark
The States are separate and independent sovereigns. Sometimes they need to act like it.
— John Roberts
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
— Tommy Cooper
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
— Rodney Dangerfield