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You are the creator of your world.
— Debasish Mridha
If they are good workmen, they may be of Asia, Africa, or Europe. They may be Mohometans, Jews or Christians of any Sect, or they may be Atheists.
— George Washington
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
— Jerry Coleman
Come through for others and they will come through for you.
— Denis Waitley
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions.
— Barbara Kingsolver
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
— Bob Saget
I am almost sick and giddy with the quantity of things in my head, all tempting and wanting to be worked out.
— John Ruskin
Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.
— Natalya Vorobyova
Library. It's where we lock up all those books before they start giving kids ideas," I said solemnly. "Very dangerous place to be.
— Scott Tracey
I know of no better or quicker way to step into my greatness than to step out of what's familiar.
— Vironika Tugaleva
I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.
— Ray Romano
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
— Henny Youngman
If you're going to be a vegetarian, limit yourself to food from a place you can go to in two hours and just eat that.
— David Chang
The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it.
— Steve Jobs
Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.
— Ellen DeGeneres
On the £20,000 Mercedes prizes for each winner at the World Athletics Championships in Stuttgart- Anyone good enough to win already has one.
— Michael Johnson
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
— Mitch Hedberg
I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose.
— John Madden
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.
— H. L. Hunt
The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
— David Letterman
Now, the edges of these memories sharpen.
I see the cracks in the studio floor beneath her feet,
The lack of turnout in her fifth position. — Stasia Ward Kehoe
I see the cracks in the studio floor beneath her feet,
The lack of turnout in her fifth position. — Stasia Ward Kehoe
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.
— Dan Quayle
Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
— Rita Rudner
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win
— Vinnie Jones
If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down - or cheeks up.
— Charlaine Harris
Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.
— Stephen Colbert
I see myself wrapped in lies, which do not seem to penetrate my soul, as if they are not really a part of me. They are like costumes.
— Anais Nin
But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
— Wanda Sykes