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Funny Vampires Quotes By Hayden Christensen: A long time ago, in a country not

A long time ago, in a country not so far away, I was eight years old, doing my best Darth Vader imitation. — Hayden Christensen

Funny Vampires Quotes By Rachel Caine: Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

Funny Vampires Quotes By John Donne: At one blood labors to beget,Spirits as like

At one blood labors to beget,
Spirits as like as it can,
Because such figures need to knit,
that subtle knot which makes us man. — John Donne

Funny Vampires Quotes By Rachel Caine: Who's your daddy?'Myrnin stared at him as if

Who's your daddy?'
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine

Funny Vampires Quotes By Mira Monroe: No vampires? You know, the kind that sparkle?

No vampires? You know, the kind that sparkle? I giggle to myself, thinking "Go Team Edward!" - Willow — Mira Monroe

Funny Vampires Quotes By Rachel Caine: Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive. — Rachel Caine

Funny Vampires Quotes By Molly Harper: Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

Funny Vampires Quotes By Rachel Caine: Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Funny Vampires Quotes By Jennifer Colgan: Vampires have credit cards?""We're undead, not Amish.

Vampires have credit cards?"
"We're undead, not Amish. — Jennifer Colgan

Funny Vampires Quotes By Carl Jung: A 'scream' is always just that - a

A 'scream' is always just that - a noise and not music. — Carl Jung

Funny Vampires Quotes By Seth: Courage is the willingness to speak the truth

Courage is the willingness to speak the truth about what you see and to own what you say. — Seth

Funny Vampires Quotes By Molly Harper: Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're

Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. — Molly Harper

Funny Vampires Quotes By M. Beth Bloom: As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays. — M. Beth Bloom

Funny Vampires Quotes By Kyle Adams: Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns

Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. — Kyle Adams

Funny Vampires Quotes By Rachel Caine: We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that — Rachel Caine

Funny Vampires Quotes By Rachel Caine: Funny how physics didn't go away when you

Funny how physics didn't go away when you were murdered. — Rachel Caine

Funny Vampires Quotes By Flynn Meaney: Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the

Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood. — Flynn Meaney

Funny Vampires Quotes By Alycia Linwood: Oh, so there were angels and demons, but

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

Funny Vampires Quotes By Michael A. Rockwell: Dreams are meant to be realized, not broken.

Dreams are meant to be realized, not broken. — Michael A. Rockwell

Funny Vampires Quotes By Molly Harper: Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper

Funny Vampires Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. — Charlaine Harris

Funny Vampires Quotes By Carrie Vaughn: V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination.

V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination. — Carrie Vaughn

Funny Vampires Quotes By Rachel Caine: Scoot over, man. I don't like you that

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine

Funny Vampires Quotes By Nkem Paul: Many people fail in their career, business and

Many people fail in their career, business and relationship, and others get stuck because of their inability to make quality decisions. — Nkem Paul

Funny Vampires Quotes By Rachel Caine: He lives in a hole in the ground,

He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. — Rachel Caine

Funny Vampires Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: I'm not the one going for a biology

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people. — Scott Westerfeld

Funny Vampires Quotes By J.A. London: For most vampires, it's an automatic response -

For most vampires, it's an automatic response - scent blood, fangs drop. — J.A. London

Funny Vampires Quotes By Rachel Caine: Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine

Funny Vampires Quotes By Robin S. Sharma: Self-knowledge is the stepping stone to self-mastery. Step

Self-knowledge is the stepping stone to self-mastery. Step — Robin S. Sharma