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A long time ago, in a country not so far away, I was eight years old, doing my best Darth Vader imitation. — Hayden Christensen

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

At one blood labors to beget,
Spirits as like as it can,
Because such figures need to knit,
that subtle knot which makes us man. — John Donne

Who's your daddy?'
Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine

No vampires? You know, the kind that sparkle? I giggle to myself, thinking "Go Team Edward!" - Willow — Mira Monroe

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive. — Rachel Caine

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Vampires have credit cards?"
"We're undead, not Amish. — Jennifer Colgan

A 'scream' is always just that - a noise and not music. — Carl Jung

Courage is the willingness to speak the truth about what you see and to own what you say. — Seth

Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. — Molly Harper

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays. — M. Beth Bloom

Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. — Kyle Adams

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that — Rachel Caine

Funny how physics didn't go away when you were murdered. — Rachel Caine

Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood. — Flynn Meaney

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

Dreams are meant to be realized, not broken. — Michael A. Rockwell

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. — Charlaine Harris

V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination. — Carrie Vaughn

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine

Many people fail in their career, business and relationship, and others get stuck because of their inability to make quality decisions. — Nkem Paul

He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. — Rachel Caine

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people. — Scott Westerfeld

For most vampires, it's an automatic response - scent blood, fangs drop. — J.A. London

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine

Self-knowledge is the stepping stone to self-mastery. Step — Robin S. Sharma