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I want to be in this business as long as this business will have me. — Will Friedle

I collect clothes - they keep building and building. I buy them instead of having them washed. — Juliette Lewis

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. — E.A. Bucchianeri

I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb. — Addison Timlin

Good morning, doctors. I have taken the liberty of removing Windows 95 from my hard drive. — Arthur C. Clarke

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. — Albert Brooks

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. — Alex Pareene

I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny. — Tahar Rahim

Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. — Ari Graynor

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story. — Don Roff

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. — Sandra Chami Kassis

I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever. — Billy Magnussen

I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take. — Anthony Bourdain

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude? — Robin Williams

The struggle, itself, toward the summit suffices to fill the human heart. — Albert Camus

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. — Adam DeVine

For some it is the end of the rope. For others it is only the beginning. — Michael Dobbs

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood

Whatever others may say, they say it to deceive and comfort themselves, not help you. — Dejan Stojanovic

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. — Ryan Lilly

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri

Occasionally, if I'm in a rut, I find changing location helps. — Matt Mullenweg