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Funny Truth Life Quotes & Sayings
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don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
Tuppy wiped a fair portion of Hampshire out of his eye, and peered round him in a dazed kind of way ...
— P.G. Wodehouse
Tana. In all my long life, though there were many times I prayed for it, no one has ever saved me. No one but you.
— Holly Black
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived ... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Not everything's funny, Mother.""No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
I want get across to not just the church world. I want to get outside those walls to everyday people.
— Joel Osteen
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
— Larry Wall
The greatest donation that you can give in life is the donation of unconditional love.
— Debasish Mridha
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
It is better for me to serve a charity as an actor or a voice, rather than at a luncheon being just a celebrity.
— Ben Kingsley
Passion is like the lightning, it is beautiful, and it links the earth to heaven, but alas it blinds!
— H. Rider Haggard
