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In theory I rather admire the Spaniards for not sharing our Northern time-neurosis; but unfortunately I share it myself.
— George Orwell
For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him.
— Mark R. Brand
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
— Paul Dickson
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
— Oscar Wilde
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
— William Archibald Spooner
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.
— Scott Aukerman
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
— George Burns
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
— Henny Youngman
Afore me! It is so very late,That we may call it early by and by. — William Shakespeare
Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late.
— Bryan Davis
It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late.
— Carole Matthews
The late start is due to the time.
— David Coleman
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.
— Sophie Kinsella
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"
— Henny Youngman
