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Funny Toaster Quotes By John Steinbeck: What hidden, hoarded longings there are in all

What hidden, hoarded longings there are in all of us. — John Steinbeck

Funny Toaster Quotes By Russell Howard: From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster! — Russell Howard

Funny Toaster Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds

You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.
Oh, well, how nice for me. — Cherise Sinclair

Funny Toaster Quotes By Tracy Chevalier: So many (too many) books are published every

So many (too many) books are published every year, and it seems everyone is writing a book. Perhaps we should all be reading more and writing less! — Tracy Chevalier

Funny Toaster Quotes By Colleen Hoover: I want her to wait for me. I

I want her to wait for me. I want her to wait for me so bad. I don't want to think about her ever allowing anyone bedsides me to love her. — Colleen Hoover

Funny Toaster Quotes By Tahereh Mafi: I clung to something like hope, to a

I clung to something like hope, to a thread of maybes and possiblys and perhapses. — Tahereh Mafi

Funny Toaster Quotes By Cole Gibsen: This stupid toaster is ruining my life!

This stupid toaster is ruining my life! — Cole Gibsen

Funny Toaster Quotes By Renee Olstead: When I was 12, I first made the

When I was 12, I first made the decision to go vegetarian after a co-star's line 'I don't eat anything with a face' suddenly shocked me into reality. — Renee Olstead

Funny Toaster Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to get a job naming kitchen

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Toaster Quotes By Stephen R. Lawhead: The Emrys! The Emrys is here!' Merlin shook

The Emrys! The Emrys is here!'
Merlin shook his head in astonishment. 'Has it come to this?' he wondered. 'Even small children know me by sight. — Stephen R. Lawhead