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So, if we decrease the use of carbon dioxide, are we not taking away plant food from the atmosphere?
— John Shimkus
I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees,
— Ryan Reynolds
Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?
— Kurt Vonnegut
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
— Jerry Coleman
American Medical Association [AMA] was strongly opposed to any scheme for group practice and to health insurance ... because they are un-American.
— Morris Fishbein
I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.
— Peter Capaldi