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Funny Ticket Quotes & Sayings

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I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Steven Wright

So, if we decrease the use of carbon dioxide, are we not taking away plant food from the atmosphere? — John Shimkus

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees, — Ryan Reynolds

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon? — Kurt Vonnegut

Two Things to be accepted for sure in life time?
1. Birth
2. Death — Deepak Yadav

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office. — Jerry Coleman

American Medical Association [AMA] was strongly opposed to any scheme for group practice and to health insurance ... because they are un-American. — Morris Fishbein

I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow. — Peter Capaldi

Funny songs, that's my ticket. I can't remember when it started or why it started, it's just something that I NEEDED. — Jack Black