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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
There are few things related with us, which are funny for the world but we are proud of them.
— Lovely Goyal
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
— Doug Stanhope
Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh.
— Stefanie Schneider
It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not.
— Gayle Forman
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
— Peter Steele
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
— Patrick Skene Catling
He thinks things through too much.
— Stephenie Meyer
I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them.
— Tom Althouse
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
— Tom Sizemore
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.
— Pete Seeger
Aren't you, uh ... reproducing?sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. — Cassandra Clare
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
— Hailee Steinfeld
With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things.
— His Holiness Divas
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
— Robert Parish
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.
— Harry Lloyd
How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ??
— Hiroko Sakai
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
— Doug Stanhope
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
— Katey Sagal
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting.
— Brian Chippendale
Funny how all things people don't understand seem to be 'cursed'.
— Nnedi Okorafor
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.
— Adam DeVine
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'
— Richard Branson
And all those things you listed right now, they'rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
everything is negotiable. everything.
— Kay M. Rutherford
It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison.
— Brandon Sanderson
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
— Kristen Schaal
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.
— Bernard Sahlins
I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.
— Andrew Gurland
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things.
— Chandler Parsons
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
— Jimi Hendrix
I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
— Lauren Graham
while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective.
— Nicholas Sparks
I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.
— Richelle Mead
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
It's funny how things work out sometimes.
— Anthony Horowitz
Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot.
— Megan Hart
What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
— Michael Caine
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
— Margaret Benson
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
— Bill Bailey
Good things come to those who hustle
— Chuck Noll
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ourselves. — Robert M. Drake
I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.
— Kristen Stewart
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
— Paris Hilton
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Does he give you zings in your things?
— Penny Reid
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
— Buster Keaton
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
