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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. — Amanda Peterson

I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. — Eden Ahbez

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door. — Woody Allen

There are few things related with us, which are funny for the world but we are proud of them. — Lovely Goyal

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh. — Stefanie Schneider

It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not. — Gayle Forman

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. — Richard Russo

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate. — Patrick Skene Catling

He thinks things through too much. — Stephenie Meyer

I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them. — Tom Althouse

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. — Tom Sizemore

I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist. — Pete Seeger

There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school! — X

Aren't you, uh ... reproducing?
sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. — Cassandra Clare

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things. — His Holiness Divas

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days.. — Billy Connolly

He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. — Barbara Kingsolver

The funny thing for me is, I have never lived in a network world. — Matt Nix

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. — Doug MacLeod

Funny how
time goes on,
things change,
and yet,
some things stay
exactly the same. — Lisa Schroeder

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart

Funny how you notice how beautiful things are just when you're about to leave them. — Laura Ruby

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out. — Harry Lloyd

How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ?? — Hiroko Sakai

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic. — Doug Stanhope

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. — Katey Sagal

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor

Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting. — Brian Chippendale

Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes. — Rob Thurman

Funny how all things people don't understand seem to be 'cursed'. — Nnedi Okorafor

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. — Nate Silver

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. — James Dashner

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire. — Harriet Evans

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. — Adam DeVine

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.' — Richard Branson

What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. — William Zinsser

And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

everything is negotiable. everything. — Kay M. Rutherford

It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison. — Brandon Sanderson

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground. — Kristen Schaal

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. — Bernard Sahlins

I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral. — Andrew Gurland

When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first. — Mark Schiff

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. — David Spade

It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. — Shelly Crane

I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. — Chandler Parsons

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. — Lauren Graham

while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective. — Nicholas Sparks

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. — Murray Walker

I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many. — Richelle Mead

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo

It's funny how things work out sometimes. — Anthony Horowitz

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot. — Megan Hart

What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. — Michael Caine

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that. — Xavier Niel

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

The cat is, above all things, a dramatist. — Margaret Benson

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. — Terry Jones

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey

Good things come to those who hustle — Chuck Noll

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross

It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone — Erin Bowman

The funny thing
about
advice is,
we always tell
others
the things
we
cannot
really do
ourselves. — Robert M. Drake

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you. — M.F. Moonzajer

The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are. — Jon Kabat-Zinn

Does he give you zings in your things? — Penny Reid

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny. — Buster Keaton

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. — Sophie Wu

It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear. — Amy Schumer

Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better."
"What, she'll stop hitting me?"
"No, but you'll stop bruising so easily. — Dylan Perry

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. — Nicole McKay