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Funny Tesco Quotes By Thomas Merton: The fact remains that we are invited to

The fact remains that we are invited to forget ourselves on purpose, cast our awful solemnity to the wind, and join in the general Dance. — Thomas Merton

Funny Tesco Quotes By Paul Bettany: I was born a Catholic and now I'm

I was born a Catholic and now I'm a lapsed Catholic. I'm something but I'm not a believer any more. — Paul Bettany

Funny Tesco Quotes By Beth Moore: If a brokenhearted mother could sing, I could

If a brokenhearted mother could sing, I could not remain silent. — Beth Moore

Funny Tesco Quotes By Tommy Cooper: So I was in Tesco's and I saw

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?" — Tommy Cooper

Funny Tesco Quotes By Kathleen Collins: Our minds are intricate. Our desires are complex.

Our minds are intricate. Our desires are complex. We are gorgeously contradictory in our epistemologies. We were not invented yesterday. Kathleen — Kathleen Collins

Funny Tesco Quotes By D.H. Lawrence: Loud peace propaganda makes war seem imminent.

Loud peace propaganda makes war seem imminent. — D.H. Lawrence

Funny Tesco Quotes By Mary McGrory: [On men:] On their best days, the best

[On men:] On their best days, the best of them are eight years old. — Mary McGrory

Funny Tesco Quotes By Vanessa Paradis: Youth is a question of energy.

Youth is a question of energy. — Vanessa Paradis

Funny Tesco Quotes By Lawrence Fagg: How much more comfortable it is to say

How much more comfortable it is to say 'Yes, and ... ' than 'Yes, but ... '. — Lawrence Fagg

Funny Tesco Quotes By Patti Smith: Rock n' roll is dream soup, what's your

Rock n' roll is dream soup, what's your brand? — Patti Smith

Funny Tesco Quotes By Napoleon Bonaparte: Oh well, no matter what happens, there's always

Oh well, no matter what happens, there's always death. — Napoleon Bonaparte