Funny Ted Quotes: top 16 famous quotes about Funny Ted

Funny Ted Quotes & Sayings

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Everyone is a Butthole. — Ted Aramac

But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings. — Ted Lindsay

someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants
and her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro

Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound. — Ted Alexandro

Talking to you is like talking to myself. Only better."
"It's scary that I get that. — Kristen Callihan

Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy. — Shelley K. Wall

If you're funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you're good, you'll start to get work and eventually get paid. — Ted Alexandro

While we're living, we need to get over ourselves and accept others if we want to enchant people. — Guy Kawasaki

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody. — Jay London

It's weird for minorities even just to buy tickets to the ballet. We feel like it's not a part of our lives and we're not a part of that world. — Misty Copeland

ninety-two-carat raw diamond from South — Anthony Doerr

That heightened dynamic can produce interesting, funny ideas that are phrased in ways that surprise even you, as the performer. — Ted Alexandro

I'm sure that's what you want to here, right? — Lily Harper Hart

Confessions are not processed or analysed; they're told in a moment of desperation to a priest or to somebody interrogating you about a crime. — Meghan Daum