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Funny Tall Quotes By Henny Youngman: My brother then opened a tall man's shop

My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo. — Henny Youngman

Funny Tall Quotes By Steven Redhead: The connectivity of the heart and mind is

The connectivity of the heart and mind is wonderful solution to many of life's challenges. — Steven Redhead

Funny Tall Quotes By Arnold H. Glasow: It is harder to conceal ignorance than to

It is harder to conceal ignorance than to acquire knowledge. — Arnold H. Glasow

Funny Tall Quotes By John Hewson: To send our troops, our ships, our planes

To send our troops, our ships, our planes to this war is ridiculous. — John Hewson

Funny Tall Quotes By Dan Ariely: One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical

One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all ambition and acne — Dan Ariely

Funny Tall Quotes By Kevin Hart: The funny thing is, all my friends are

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

Funny Tall Quotes By Carrie Jones: She smirks."Are you attempting to stop me, little

She smirks."Are you attempting to stop me, little one?"
"Excuse me? Did you just call me 'little one'? What are you? Like, four feet tall?" I ask. — Carrie Jones

Funny Tall Quotes By Keegan-Michael Key: I'm tall and thin but not strong, so

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny. — Keegan-Michael Key

Funny Tall Quotes By Heather Day Gilbert: A married man is a preoccupied man.

A married man is a preoccupied man. — Heather Day Gilbert

Funny Tall Quotes By Uma Thurman: I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. — Uma Thurman

Funny Tall Quotes By Billy Graham: The end of the world begins the moment

The end of the world begins the moment you die. — Billy Graham

Funny Tall Quotes By Anna Sui: Love this in the film, "Velvet Goldmine" it

Love this in the film, "Velvet Goldmine" it captures the excitement and the thrill at the moment of discovery! — Anna Sui

Funny Tall Quotes By Gwenn Wright: If you two had babies would they be

If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? — Gwenn Wright

Funny Tall Quotes By Lil' Kim: I'm human, you're human. So they said, but

I'm human, you're human. So they said, but inside we're all animals. — Lil' Kim

Funny Tall Quotes By Andrew Seiple: I was eight feet tall and made of

I was eight feet tall and made of metal again, and oh how I'd missed it so. — Andrew Seiple

Funny Tall Quotes By Brendan Grace: I was never over-weight, just under-tall. The correct

I was never over-weight, just under-tall. The correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches. — Brendan Grace

Funny Tall Quotes By Charles Baudelaire: The true voyagers are those who go for

The true voyagers are those who go for the sake of traveling ... and without quite knowing why, they say, 'Let us depart!'. — Charles Baudelaire

Funny Tall Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: The first resort of a treacherous heart is

The first resort of a treacherous heart is to believe that all men would be just as treacherous and are really so at bottom. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Funny Tall Quotes By Nancy Astor: I can conceive of nothing worse than a

I can conceive of nothing worse than a man-governed world
except a woman-governed world. — Nancy Astor

Funny Tall Quotes By Colleen Hoover: I am translucent, aquatic. Drifting, aimless. She is

I am translucent, aquatic. Drifting, aimless. She is an anchor, sinking in my sea. - BENTON JAMES KESSLER — Colleen Hoover

Funny Tall Quotes By Lara Stone: In school I was always the funny-looking, tall,

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth. — Lara Stone

Funny Tall Quotes By J.M. Richards: For someone who wrote a novel with a

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

Funny Tall Quotes By Debra Anastasia: That's great. You have family." Livia rubbed Blake's

That's great. You have family." Livia rubbed Blake's arm.
"You're my family," Blake said coldly. — Debra Anastasia

Funny Tall Quotes By Peter S. Beagle: A hero is entitled to his happy ending,

A hero is entitled to his happy ending, when it comes at last. — Peter S. Beagle

Funny Tall Quotes By Johann Kaspar Lavater: He who, silent, loves to be with us

He who, silent, loves to be with us - he who loves us in our silence - has touched one of the keys that ravish hearts. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

Funny Tall Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: The business of lying is transacted in the

The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Funny Tall Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Tall Quotes By Russell Beland: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland