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My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo. — Henny Youngman

The connectivity of the heart and mind is wonderful solution to many of life's challenges. — Steven Redhead

It is harder to conceal ignorance than to acquire knowledge. — Arnold H. Glasow

To send our troops, our ships, our planes to this war is ridiculous. — John Hewson

One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all ambition and acne — Dan Ariely

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

She smirks."Are you attempting to stop me, little one?"
"Excuse me? Did you just call me 'little one'? What are you? Like, four feet tall?" I ask. — Carrie Jones

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny. — Keegan-Michael Key

A married man is a preoccupied man. — Heather Day Gilbert

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. — Uma Thurman

The end of the world begins the moment you die. — Billy Graham

Love this in the film, "Velvet Goldmine" it captures the excitement and the thrill at the moment of discovery! — Anna Sui

If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? — Gwenn Wright

I'm human, you're human. So they said, but inside we're all animals. — Lil' Kim

I was eight feet tall and made of metal again, and oh how I'd missed it so. — Andrew Seiple

I was never over-weight, just under-tall. The correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches. — Brendan Grace

The true voyagers are those who go for the sake of traveling ... and without quite knowing why, they say, 'Let us depart!'. — Charles Baudelaire

The first resort of a treacherous heart is to believe that all men would be just as treacherous and are really so at bottom. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

I can conceive of nothing worse than a man-governed world
except a woman-governed world. — Nancy Astor

I am translucent, aquatic. Drifting, aimless. She is an anchor, sinking in my sea. - BENTON JAMES KESSLER — Colleen Hoover

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth. — Lara Stone

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

That's great. You have family." Livia rubbed Blake's arm.
"You're my family," Blake said coldly. — Debra Anastasia

A hero is entitled to his happy ending, when it comes at last. — Peter S. Beagle

He who, silent, loves to be with us - he who loves us in our silence - has touched one of the keys that ravish hearts. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland