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Funny Swim Quotes & Sayings

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We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. — Bernard Manning

Once a person becomes a government dependent, his moral standing to resist the expansion of government power is fatally compromised. — James Bovard

A woman can look powerful in a party, but when she arrives at home, all she wants is to feel comfortable. — Gisele Bundchen

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? — Dylan Moran

I think in some ways what Snowden is, is he's a mix of a cold war spy novel and post-9/11 spy novel. — Alex Berenson

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. — Jimmy Carr

The creative individual is no longer viewed as an iconoclast. He - or she - is the new mainstream. — Richard Florida

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. — H.M. Ward

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books. — Garon Whited

you see how your body is beginning to slow glow with stars. you are remembering. you are mine. you have never been anything else. — Nayyirah Waheed

I sit at my window this morning where the world like a passer-by stops for a moment, nods to me and goes. — Rabindranath Tagore

Does it matter if an empty vessel breaks, hollow hath no hate. — Unkown Author

Uncle Vito is going to make his own nephew swim with the fishes? — Kristen Ashley

My Lord and saviour Jesus Christ does not hate anybody. — Tyson Fury

I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. — Summer Sanders

It's unfortunate that music has become such big business. — Rosanna Arquette

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. — Rick Riordan

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here. — W.C. Fields

PTSD: It's the big game. You're wearing a helmet and pads. You make the big play and turn to the crowd, but no one is there, — Peggy Randall-Martin

To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap. — Jennifer Ziegler

Comedy is very difficult. I love it because when you do it right, it's the best feeling in the world. — Brandon Jay McLaren

The Federal Reserve ... is in the position of the chaperone who has ordered the punch bowl removed just when the party was really warming up. — William McChesney Martin

In the impermanence of life, it was impossible to accept the foreverness of death. — Martine Murray