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Funny Student Quotes By Dan Ariely: One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical

One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all ambition and acne — Dan Ariely

Funny Student Quotes By Alessandra Hazard: He didn't want to make love or even

He didn't want to make love or even have sex with Tristan - he wanted to fuck. — Alessandra Hazard

Funny Student Quotes By Megan Gallagher: And generally the shows I'm in fail really

And generally the shows I'm in fail really big. — Megan Gallagher

Funny Student Quotes By Anna Kournikova: People don't get to see the unglamourous side.

People don't get to see the unglamourous side. — Anna Kournikova

Funny Student Quotes By Conn Smythe: If you can't beat 'em in the alley,

If you can't beat 'em in the alley, you can't beat 'em on the ice. — Conn Smythe

Funny Student Quotes By Thomas Jefferson: Certain teachings in the Bible are as diamonds

Certain teachings in the Bible are as diamonds in a dung-heap. — Thomas Jefferson

Funny Student Quotes By Rosemary Mahoney: I was a good student, sort of funny

I was a good student, sort of funny and athletic. I had friends. — Rosemary Mahoney

Funny Student Quotes By Jasper Johns: To me, self-description is a calamity.

To me, self-description is a calamity. — Jasper Johns

Funny Student Quotes By Will Birch: spurious credit for compositional skills he didn't possess.

spurious credit for compositional skills he didn't possess. — Will Birch

Funny Student Quotes By William Shakespeare: O for a horse with wings!

O for a horse with wings! — William Shakespeare

Funny Student Quotes By Bill Cosby: Pay off your student loan. Even if you

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. — Bill Cosby

Funny Student Quotes By Jaleigh Johnson: Normally, she would never wish a head injury

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier. — Jaleigh Johnson

Funny Student Quotes By Jean Reno: But I will say that most comedians are

But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me. — Jean Reno

Funny Student Quotes By Ben Lerner: I could displace the mystery of my speech

I could displace the mystery of my speech onto writing, the latter perhaps recharging the former — Ben Lerner

Funny Student Quotes By James Hansen: Global warming has already triggered a sea level

Global warming has already triggered a sea level rise that could reach from 6 metres (19.69 ft) to 25 metres (27.34 yards). — James Hansen

Funny Student Quotes By Sylvia Plath: Ever since I was small I loved feeling

Ever since I was small I loved feeling somebody comb my hair. It made me go all sleepy and peaceful. — Sylvia Plath

Funny Student Quotes By H.L. Mencken: A judge is a law student who marks

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. — H.L. Mencken