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My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. — Mike Myers

She got off to feeding him. And getting her off got him off, so it was a win-win. — Azure Boone

Bhutan was the first nation to establish a permanent fund to finance the long-term protection of its native and rare flora and fauna. — Eric Dinerstein

me in bed - with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight — James Patterson

He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face! — K.D. Sarge

I wanted to be an inventor, whatever I thought that meant then. I guess I was thinking of Edison or maybe James Watt. Or maybe even Newton. — David Antin

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm."
"Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes. — Megan McCafferty

Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight. — Woody Allen

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright

A dog...is a bond between strangers. — John Steinbeck

She was forever on her way out... — Truman Capote

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack. — Chelsea Handler

Straight, huh? You know, funny thing is, often the straightest of trees have crooked roots. — Ella Frank

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin

The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role. — Rob Thomas

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. — Graham Norton

People don't know if i'm gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny — Gerard Way

Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face. — Rutina Wesley

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white. — Sarah Silverman

I find it hard to imagine how someone listens to my stuff, or views what I do, or me, or anything. — Danielle Dax

It's impossible to conquer the Promised Land and be successful in it without God's wisdom. — Sunday Adelaja

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? — Hayden Thorne

They knew who I was in Australia in 2006, but not to a great extent. Now, with the momentum of a second World Cup, it has gone crazy. — Timothy F. Cahill

Every new medium transforms the nature of human thought. In the long run, history is the story of information becoming aware of itself. — James Gleick

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. — Martha Plimpton

Only one form of contagion travels faster than a virus. And that's fear. — Dan Brown

I'm usually not the straight guy. I'm sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation. — John Kapelos

No one sits on the stoop when she's a kid and thinks, 'I want to be a biographer when I grow up.' — Stacy Schiff

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. — Erica Jong