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If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture. — Mitch Hedberg

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. — Carroll Bryant

There are no outdoor sports as graceful as throwing stones at a dictatorship. — Ai Weiwei

I'm a very shy person towards my intimacy and private life. — Charlotte Gainsbourg

Writing is a pleasure but family is a blessing! — Prentiss Grant

But of course these are scientists. Tell them to leave something alone, and all they want to do is poke it with a stick. — Beth Revis

Something inside me stops the moment I see a mighty mountain. — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables. — Clint Eastwood

I want to know what real devotion is, but then that's just a word. — Jai Uttal

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny — Dan Povenmire

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets. — Tim Vine

She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to see her stumble. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. — Rick Riordan

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? — Molly Harper

Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture.
Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her. — Annie Brewer

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. — Libba Bray

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. — James Patterson

And if someone should see, what matter they? — Virginia Woolf

Folks are funny. They can't stick to one way of thinking or doing anything unless they get a new reason for doing it ever so often. — William Faulkner

One day instead the old woman said kind words to her and gave her an awning on a stick to keep rain off (there has been much rain in purgatorium) — Ali Smith

I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious. — Issa Rae

No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together."
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine

None of you has achieved faith until he loves for his brother what he loves for himself. — Hamza Yusuf

"And then we played Ping-Pong - "
"Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man - I mean, it's so handy the way he keeps a stick up his - — Claire LaZebnik

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. — Mitch Hedberg

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods — Amber Kizer

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? — Steven Wright

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson