Funny Stick Up Quotes
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Funny Stick Up Quotes & Sayings
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If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.
— Mitch Hedberg
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
— Carroll Bryant
I'm a very shy person towards my intimacy and private life.
— Charlotte Gainsbourg
Writing is a pleasure but family is a blessing!
— Prentiss Grant
Something inside me stops the moment I see a mighty mountain.
— Jasleen Kaur Gumber
I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
— Clint Eastwood
She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to see her stumble.
— Cassandra Rose Clarke
That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun.
— Rick Riordan
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
— Molly Harper
Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture.Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her. — Annie Brewer
A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.
— James Patterson
And if someone should see, what matter they?
— Virginia Woolf
Folks are funny. They can't stick to one way of thinking or doing anything unless they get a new reason for doing it ever so often.
— William Faulkner
No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.""I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine
None of you has achieved faith until he loves for his brother what he loves for himself.
— Hamza Yusuf
"And then we played Ping-Pong - ""Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man - I mean, it's so handy the way he keeps a stick up his - — Claire LaZebnik
I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.
— Mitch Hedberg
What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods
— Amber Kizer
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
— Steven Wright
