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We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
— Henny Youngman
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
— Steven Wright
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
— Elayne Boosler
You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"
"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane
"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane
Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.
— Michael W. Grimard
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
— Gloria Steinem
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
— Wendy Liebman
Opposities are married.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
— Groucho Marx
When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.
— Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
— Henny Youngman
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
— Robert Frost
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
— Freddie Mercury
If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams
— Jim Carrey
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
— Nigella Lawson
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
— Katey Sagal
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
— Bob Hope