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Funny Socks Quotes By Steven Wright: My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. — Steven Wright

Funny Socks Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: You know you're getting fat when your socks

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit. — Zach Galifianakis

Funny Socks Quotes By Alexandra Bracken: Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say

Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socks
and put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken

Funny Socks Quotes By Margaret Atwood: the euphoria of bee handling, like an altitude

the euphoria of bee handling, like an altitude high or the rapture of the deep. It — Margaret Atwood

Funny Socks Quotes By Cassie Mae: I vow to pick up my socks.""Can I

I vow to pick up my socks."
"Can I get that in writing? — Cassie Mae

Funny Socks Quotes By Nelson Mandela: The process of illusion & disillusionment is part

The process of illusion & disillusionment is part of life and goes on endlessly. — Nelson Mandela

Funny Socks Quotes By Rita Rudner: All men look nerdy in black socks and

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals. — Rita Rudner

Funny Socks Quotes By Tom Wilson: Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think. — Tom Wilson

Funny Socks Quotes By Andrew Carnegie: I give money for church organs in the

I give money for church organs in the hope the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service. — Andrew Carnegie

Funny Socks Quotes By Cindy Skaggs: Fine has many definitions, and not one of

Fine has many definitions, and not one of them means everything is okay. — Cindy Skaggs

Funny Socks Quotes By Jenson Button: If I ever have a son, and if

If I ever have a son, and if he wants to follow in my footsteps in Formula 1, my main responsibility will be to point out some of the negatives. — Jenson Button

Funny Socks Quotes By William Gilmore Simms: The effect of character is always to command

The effect of character is always to command consideration. We sport and toy and laugh with men or women who have none, but we never confide in them. — William Gilmore Simms

Funny Socks Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: You realise you're going to owe me dinner

You realise you're going to owe me dinner after this, right?"
"How does McDonald's sound?"
"Inadequate. — Sarah Mayberry