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I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
— Steven Wright
One could say lightning is the marriage of fire and air." "One could say mud is the marriage of water and earth," he said dismissively.
— Sherry Thomas
I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.
— Lemony Snicket
The Lord had made no promises that life would be safe and secure. He'd only promised to be with her through it all.
— Regina Scott
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?
— Tina Fey
It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look.
— Chris Robinson
I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.
— Gary Larson
All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up.
— Erma Bombeck
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
— Al Gore
I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me.
— Karen Chance
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
— Stephen Chbosky
If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.
— Shia Labeouf
I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.
— Daniel Tosh
I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny.
— Susan Ee
How strong sometimes is weakness!
— Fanny Fern
You are so naive, it physically aggrieves me.
— Kresley Cole