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Funny Sms Text Quotes By Dustin Hoffman: I believe - though I may be wrong,

I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this war is about what most wars are about: hegemony, money, power and oil. — Dustin Hoffman

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Tyler, The Creator: I want the cheesy dates at the movies,

I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup — Tyler, The Creator

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Mario Teguh: If you do a mistake, do that focusedly,

If you do a mistake, do that focusedly, after that you'll know what is the problem of your mistake. — Mario Teguh

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Natasha Leggero: Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's. — Natasha Leggero

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Cindy Vine: Sometimes I think I'm still a child trapped

Sometimes I think I'm still a child trapped in a woman's body. — Cindy Vine

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Ricky Hatton: Depression is very bad illness. This will be

Depression is very bad illness. This will be the toughest fight of my life. — Ricky Hatton

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Maryon Pearson: Behind every great man there is a suprised

Behind every great man there is a suprised woman. — Maryon Pearson

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Carl Andre: What I made depended on what I found

What I made depended on what I found on the street. At least in the beginning, my materials came from the street. — Carl Andre

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: We need money not only for meeting our

We need money not only for meeting our own needs, but also for fulfilling God's plans. — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Thomas M. Disch: This is my journal. I can be candid

This is my journal. I can be candid here. Candidly, I could not be more miserable. — Thomas M. Disch

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Michael Bierut: Part of maturing as a designer is discovering

Part of maturing as a designer is discovering what you're good at. — Michael Bierut

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Bill Hicks: I've had good times on drugs ... bad

I've had good times on drugs ... bad times on drugs ... But I've had good and bad relationships ... and I'm not giving up pussy. — Bill Hicks

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Luke Evans: I'm this dude that can play a farmhand

I'm this dude that can play a farmhand and a handyman and sometimes a Greek god. — Luke Evans

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: If you're a serious actor, it's when you

If you're a serious actor, it's when you know you're going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it. — Rowan Atkinson