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Funny Smoke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I like to smoke a pipe, because it's

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Smoke Quotes By Jose Antonio Vargas: I'm sure the president doesn't enjoy being called

I'm sure the president doesn't enjoy being called deporter-in-chief. — Jose Antonio Vargas

Funny Smoke Quotes By Cherrie Lynn: I'd miss you. I'd miss you like crazy.

I'd miss you. I'd miss you like crazy. I don't see how any man with a beating heart and rushing blood wouldn't — Cherrie Lynn

Funny Smoke Quotes By Milan Nikolic: All the electronic devices are powered by white

All the electronic devices are powered by white smoke. When smoke goes out, device is dead. — Milan Nikolic

Funny Smoke Quotes By Jeff Kinney: Manny has it made in church

Manny has it made in church — Jeff Kinney

Funny Smoke Quotes By Laini Taylor: My tiny scary friend is coming

My tiny scary friend is coming — Laini Taylor

Funny Smoke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I got a smoke alarm at home, but

I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Smoke Quotes By W. H. Auden: Shall memory restore The steps and the shore,

Shall memory restore The steps and the shore, The face and the meeting place; — W. H. Auden

Funny Smoke Quotes By Tim Vine: I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. — Tim Vine

Funny Smoke Quotes By Doug Benson: I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. — Doug Benson

Funny Smoke Quotes By Carrie Fisher: The only thing worst than being hurt is

The only thing worst than being hurt is everyone knowing that yoou're hurt. — Carrie Fisher

Funny Smoke Quotes By Seth Gordon: I'm really interested in stories about identity -

I'm really interested in stories about identity - who I am now versus who I used to be. — Seth Gordon

Funny Smoke Quotes By Charles Bukowski: What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink,

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

Funny Smoke Quotes By Bruce Springsteen: The release date is just one day, but

The release date is just one day, but the record is forever. — Bruce Springsteen

Funny Smoke Quotes By Robert Lowell: In Boston serpents whistle at the cold.

In Boston serpents whistle at the cold. — Robert Lowell

Funny Smoke Quotes By Paul McAllister: College coaches measure success in championships. High School

College coaches measure success in championships. High School coaches measure success to titles. Youth coaches measure success in smiles. — Paul McAllister

Funny Smoke Quotes By Boris Johnson: Since January 1993 there have been 27 other

Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market. — Boris Johnson

Funny Smoke Quotes By Zoe Sugg: Maybe this whole growing-up thing isn't so bad

Maybe this whole growing-up thing isn't so bad after all. — Zoe Sugg

Funny Smoke Quotes By Michael Pollan: It's been a mystery to me and a

It's been a mystery to me and a disappointment why conversation about health care reform hasn't turned more attention to the subject of food. — Michael Pollan

Funny Smoke Quotes By Matsuo Basho: Now the swinging bridge Is quieted with creepers

Now the swinging bridge Is quieted with creepers ... Like our tendrilled life. — Matsuo Basho

Funny Smoke Quotes By Paul Shaffer: My years on 'SNL' had reconfirmed that what

My years on 'SNL' had reconfirmed that what I do best is play for a sort of edgy comedy. — Paul Shaffer

Funny Smoke Quotes By Agatha Christie: Put that in your mustache and smoke it.

Put that in your mustache and smoke it. — Agatha Christie

Funny Smoke Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia

Funny Smoke Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: Bound, whether by my will or my rope,

Bound, whether by my will or my rope, open to me in all ways. — Cherise Sinclair