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Our strength will come not from the sharpness of our spears, but from our willingness to offer others the protection of our shields. — Simon Sinek

Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it. — Price Pritchett

The co-existence of religious values in the lives of individuals and secular rules in the governance of the state should be clearly defined. — Ahmed Zewail

Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted. — Mark A. Cooper

oh you do smell good. — Stephenie Meyer

Noses run. Feet smell. — Teresa Monachino

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. — P. J. O'Rourke

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' — Demetri Martin

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner

I take my marching orders from the Constitution. — Ron Paul

A fart in the face is love. — James Kidd

He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink! — Rick Riordan

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart

I'd like to do a romantic comedy. — Aaron Eckhart

Ask because you want to know. Listen because you want to grow. — Mark Scharenbroich

I really enjoy making different types of music than I do with the Backstreet Boys. — Nick Carter

Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away! — Gloria Estefan

You don't own Ryan. You brought him into this family, and you asked us to love him. And we do. And you can't control that. — Taylor Jenkins Reid

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now? — Abigail Owen

A high standard of living is usually accompanied by a low standard of thinking. — Marya Mannes

There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos. — Scott Douglas

A one sentence definition of mythology? Mythology is what we call someone else's religion. — Joseph Campbell

Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret. — Cassandra Giovanni

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

Great friendships are like cell phones, you do not know why they work but are so glad that they do. — Hester Browne

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits