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Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out. — Tim Vine
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean. — Zach Galifianakis
The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs. — Lenny Kravitz
Indeed, it is sometimes almost as if the problem had to be forgotten to be solved. — Julian Jaynes
One has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual. — Thomas Mann
Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke. — Wislawa Szymborska
Aluminium's sixty-year reign as the world's most precious substance was glorious, but soon an American chemist ruined everything. — Sam Kean
How sad they are, the promises we never return to. They stay in our mouths, roughen the tongue, lead lives of their own. — Jane Hirshfield
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. — Maureen Johnson
I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit! — Sharon Swan
Her heart was raw and trembling, and the darkness faded. — Sarah J. Maas
In praise there is more obtrusiveness than in blame. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" — Chris Rock
Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. — Elizabeth C. Bunce
That's nothing. To impress a polar bear I met in Switzerland, I once got on two tiny sticks and flew down a snow-covered mountain. — Shelly Laurenston

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