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Funny Signs And Quotes By Tim Vine: Black holes. I don't know what people see

Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out. — Tim Vine

Funny Signs And Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean. — Zach Galifianakis

Funny Signs And Quotes By Lenny Kravitz: The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the

The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs. — Lenny Kravitz

Funny Signs And Quotes By Julian Jaynes: Indeed, it is sometimes almost as if the

Indeed, it is sometimes almost as if the problem had to be forgotten to be solved. — Julian Jaynes

Funny Signs And Quotes By Thomas Mann: One has the idea of a stupid man

One has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual. — Thomas Mann

Funny Signs And Quotes By Wislawa Szymborska: Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't

Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke. — Wislawa Szymborska

Funny Signs And Quotes By Sam Kean: Aluminium's sixty-year reign as the world's most precious

Aluminium's sixty-year reign as the world's most precious substance was glorious, but soon an American chemist ruined everything. — Sam Kean

Funny Signs And Quotes By Jane Hirshfield: How sad they are, the promises we never

How sad they are, the promises we never return to. They stay in our mouths, roughen the tongue, lead lives of their own. — Jane Hirshfield

Funny Signs And Quotes By Maureen Johnson: The funny thing about stop signs is that

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. — Maureen Johnson

Funny Signs And Quotes By Sharon Swan: I'm a happy person. If you want to

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit! — Sharon Swan

Funny Signs And Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: Her heart was raw and trembling, and the

Her heart was raw and trembling, and the darkness faded. — Sarah J. Maas

Funny Signs And Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: In praise there is more obtrusiveness than in

In praise there is more obtrusiveness than in blame. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Signs And Quotes By Chris Rock: Shaq is rich. The white man who signs

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" — Chris Rock

Funny Signs And Quotes By Elizabeth C. Bunce: Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for

Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. — Elizabeth C. Bunce

Funny Signs And Quotes By Shelly Laurenston: That's nothing. To impress a polar bear I

That's nothing. To impress a polar bear I met in Switzerland, I once got on two tiny sticks and flew down a snow-covered mountain. — Shelly Laurenston