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Long note? Yes. Make it seem short.
— Eugene Ormandy
But men are funny about their wars, they act as if they own them, and perhaps they do, for I don't think women ever start them.
— Pippa Goldschmidt
Dragos had a short temper at the best of times. Now he was liable to bite somebody's head off if they looked at him funny.
— Thea Harrison
Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time.
— Sandi Lynn
Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic
— L.R. Currell
No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.
— Jessica Day George
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.
— Criss Jami
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
— Jane Dentinger
To cut a long story short, I'm a writer.
— Carla H. Krueger
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination.
— Stephen Helmes
Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
— Christina Dodd
The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)
— Elaine Kagan
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?""Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
— Jerry Coleman
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto.
— Keir Gilchrist