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A milli-Helen is enough beauty to launch exactly one ship — Scott Westerfeld

I always claimed I became the Batman to fight crime. That was a lie. I did it to overcome the fear. — Jim Starlin

Your quick 'no' is because I refused to say 'yes' to sex. They say men think with their dicks. I hope you do not run Easton with your - — Avery Aster

America employs more private security guards than high school teachers. — Russell Brand

That was before I'd started thinking about how life stuck on a ship wouldn't be so bad if Elder walked around pantless more. — Beth Revis

Humans lack good mirrors. It's so hard for anyone to show us how we look, and so hard for us to show anyone how we feel. - Daddy Jacobsen — John Green

Cosmology and neuropsychology have absurdity in common. The raw facts are strange beyond imagination. — Paul Broks

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people. — Garrison Keillor

Walk soft, like whispers. — Aimee Bender

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side. — Phyllis McGinley

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp

Approximately seventy percent of the female population is on a diet at any given time. More women diet than vote. — Susan Jane Gilman

What assignment?" Lucky asked. "If it's training an all-woman SEAL team, then, yes, thank you very much, I'm your man. — Suzanne Brockmann