Funny Sarcasm Quotes
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You're sure you didn't leave? Didn't try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don't know, dismember some poor jogger?
— Kendare Blake
Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown
Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth
— Colleen Hoover
Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm.""Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.
— Jennifer Bosworth
Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.
— Stephanie Perkins
So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.
— Nenia Campbell
You must be a blast on long car rides.""Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic. — Nenia Campbell
Who the hell calls at two in the morning?""Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says.
"Very funny, — Lauren Oliver
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
— Christine Zolendz
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
— Nenia Campbell
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
What exactly constitutes an emergency in a modelling agency? Two girls fighting to death with a hair straightener?
— Kate Forster
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Women KNOW, we just know. Even if we didn't know, we would know. Men won't get this, but women will..because we KNOW
— Karen Gibbs
It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.
— Holly Hood
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.
— K. Martin Beckner
Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture.Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her. — Annie Brewer
Push my buttons, and I'll push you off a bridge.
— Karen Quan
Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.
— Nenia Campbell
Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash
— Hazel Blackthorn
Owr brave little shank!
— James Dashner
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Love is a fairytale blah, blah, blah.
— Jessica Fortunato
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
— Abraham Lincoln
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest.
— Richelle Mead
Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.
— Kiersten White
Ah, well, when you explain it like that, it seems obvious," said Mudge. "Of course, it always seems obvious once it's been explained.
— Theodora Goss
I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think.
— Kelley Armstrong
I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn
What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag!
— Rick Riordan
Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father.
— Holly Hood
Knives and candlelight," he said, "how romantic.
— Nenia Campbell
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
— Nenia Campbell
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ...
— Whitney Gracia Williams
