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I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.
— Nigel Cole
There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.
— J. Michael Straczynski
'being published' is not the same as being a real writer.
— Scarlett Thomas
No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward
— J.R. Ward
As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.
— Scott Adams
The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us.
— Ernst Kretschmer
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
— Kristen Chandler
There is a circus around politics. But if you think it is a game, then you forget what the purpose of politics actually is.
— Johann Lamont
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
— Dennis Miller
As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny.
— Natasha Lyonne
Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die.
— Lora Leigh
The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible.
— Daniel J. Goor
The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.
— Rogers Hornsby
Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living in the future and the atmosphere is irradiated and wild bands of biodiesel bikers rule the dusty surface.
— Robin Sloane
I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way.
— China Mieville
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
I think that Twitter and YT and blogs are keeping media more honest. Everyone can be a journalist now. Everyone is a fact checker.
— Shane Smith
I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath.
— Ja Rule
My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack. If it is a vessel equal to yours, attack. And if it is stronger than yours, also attack.
— Stepan Makarov