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I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny. — Nigel Cole

There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast. — J. Michael Straczynski

'being published' is not the same as being a real writer. — Scarlett Thomas

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. — Mark Twain

No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny. — Scott Adams

The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us. — Ernst Kretschmer

Each victory gained over oneself means new strength to gain more victories. — Sri Aurobindo

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler

Once you are in the orbit of your destiny, weightlessness is the only result. — Baba Amte

There is a circus around politics. But if you think it is a game, then you forget what the purpose of politics actually is. — Johann Lamont

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error. — Dennis Miller

As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny. — Natasha Lyonne

Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die. — Lora Leigh

The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible. — Daniel J. Goor

The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit. — Rogers Hornsby

Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living in the future and the atmosphere is irradiated and wild bands of biodiesel bikers rule the dusty surface. — Robin Sloane

I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way. — China Mieville

Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary. — Ari Graynor

I think that Twitter and YT and blogs are keeping media more honest. Everyone can be a journalist now. Everyone is a fact checker. — Shane Smith

I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. — Ja Rule

My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack. If it is a vessel equal to yours, attack. And if it is stronger than yours, also attack. — Stepan Makarov

You build inner strength through embracing the totality of your experience, both the delightful parts and the difficult parts. — Pema Chodron