Funny Rip Quotes
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Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
How are you doing, son?"
"If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."
- Michael to Solo — Gena Showalter
"If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."
- Michael to Solo — Gena Showalter
Citizens continue to demand government help in fighting cybercrime, defending children from stalkers and bullies, and protecting consumers.
— Rebecca MacKinnon
Adante rolled her eyes. She wished human males were mythical. That'd be a nice reality to wake up to.
— Jasmine Angell
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
Fishing is a constant reminder of the democracy of life, of humility, and of human frailty. The forces of nature discriminate for no man.
— Herbert Hoover
There's only one London. That's it. We are what we are.
— Craig Taylor
Your future is not ahead of you, it's trapped within you
— Myles Munroe
He thinks of it as playing good cop/bad cop. Except we play bad gang member/worse gang member.
— Simone Elkeles
I'm not afraid. Life is just such an adventure to me.
— Elizabeth Taylor