Funny Ringtones Quotes

Now you bitches can stand here quaking in your boots about what your women might do to you. I'm going to get my woman. — Erin McCarthy

Don't waste your time away thinkin' 'bout yesterday's blues. — Jon Bon Jovi

Fruit does not make a tree good. Fruit does not give life. Fruit is a sign of life and reality. — John Piper

It's impossible for everybody to be in sync, even the most proper family. — Andy Garcia

As a child, I certainly had a fascination with monsters and vampires. — Johnny Depp

Chess is neither a science nor an art. It is what human nature most delights in
a fight. — Emanuel Lasker

California can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America. — Hinton Rowan Helper

The Thracian people, like the bloodiest of the barbarians, being ever most murderous when it has nothing to fear. — Thucydides

In the end, it doesn't even matter. — Linkin Park

I'm really, really, really, really conservative with money. I got to give myself a lot of excuses to spend money, because I come from nothin'. — Joell Ortiz