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You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. — Dr. Seuss

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels. — Sir Harry Lauder

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name. — Eric Idle

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. — Clarence Darrow

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. — Guy Davenport

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski

I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story. — Dave Attell

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about. — Ellen DeGeneres

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing. — Zach Galifianakis

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!" — Mitch Hedberg

OKAY. So I was going to the library every Saturday. So what? So what? It's not like I was reading books or anything. — Gary D. Schmidt

The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading. — Natasha Leggero

The reading public isn't born that doesn't think foreigners are either funny or faintly sinister. — Christopher Hitchens

I know because I read. Might I suggest you try it? — Libba Bray

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind. — Donald Knuth

I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin. — Libba Bray

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

Double Sword Tavern." Tristan said, reading out loud. "Sounds charming and inviting. — B.C. Morin

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I'm very well endowed. — Bauvard

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire

All those tattoos. A woman could get any tattoo she liked, but they all said the same thing. They were a sign reading AVAILABLE FOR RENT. — Joe Hill

Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful. — Roald Dahl

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching. — Katie Graykowski

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. — Jerry Seinfeld

She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy — Haidji

I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.' — Marc Maron

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. — Nicholson Baker

Reading was hardly as practical a skill as being able to handle a dagger or use Allomancy? — Brandon Sanderson

If you drop your Kindle in the toilet, you're done. — Stephen King