Funny Reading Quotes
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Funny Reading Quotes & Sayings
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Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
— Sir Harry Lauder
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
— Eric Idle
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.
— Clarence Darrow
It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all.
— Connor Franta
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
— Guy Davenport
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
— Zach Galifianakis
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"
— Mitch Hedberg
OKAY. So I was going to the library every Saturday. So what? So what? It's not like I was reading books or anything.
— Gary D. Schmidt
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
— Natasha Leggero
The reading public isn't born that doesn't think foreigners are either funny or faintly sinister.
— Christopher Hitchens
I know because I read. Might I suggest you try it?
— Libba Bray
Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.
— M.J. McGuire
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy
— Haidji
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
— Stephen Chbosky
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
— Nicholson Baker
Reading was hardly as practical a skill as being able to handle a dagger or use Allomancy?
— Brandon Sanderson
If you drop your Kindle in the toilet, you're done.
— Stephen King