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Funny Railroad Quotes By Bob Newhart: There is an edginess in my work that

There is an edginess in my work that people don't always recognize. — Bob Newhart

Funny Railroad Quotes By Brigitte Bardot: If only every man who sees my films

If only every man who sees my films did not get the impression he can make love to me, I would be a lot happier. — Brigitte Bardot

Funny Railroad Quotes By Richard Rorty: Truth is simply a compliment paid to sentences

Truth is simply a compliment paid to sentences seen to be paying their way. — Richard Rorty

Funny Railroad Quotes By S.J Perelman: He bit his lip in a manner which

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it. — S.J Perelman

Funny Railroad Quotes By Karl A. Menninger: One of the most untruthful things possible, you

One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts, because they can be made to appear so many different ways. — Karl A. Menninger

Funny Railroad Quotes By Alton Brown: If my wife made childhood obesity her mission

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa. — Alton Brown

Funny Railroad Quotes By Dalai Lama XIV: The time one has to live is like

The time one has to live is like the sun peeping through clouds, — Dalai Lama XIV

Funny Railroad Quotes By John Woolman: I was born in Northampton, in Burlington County,

I was born in Northampton, in Burlington County, West Jersey, in the year 1720. — John Woolman

Funny Railroad Quotes By Tom Hanks: There's no substitute for a great love who

There's no substitute for a great love who says, 'No matter what's wrong with you, you're welcome at this table. — Tom Hanks

Funny Railroad Quotes By Kanye West: Don't Ever fix your lips like collagenAnd say

Don't Ever fix your lips like collagen
And say something when you gon' end up apologing — Kanye West

Funny Railroad Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Tell me and, I swear to God, I'll

Tell me and, I swear to God, I'll make it so you won't be scared ever again, he promised. — Kristen Ashley

Funny Railroad Quotes By Cecelia Ahern: What was it, I wondered, that we had

What was it, I wondered, that we had then that we could revive now? — Cecelia Ahern

Funny Railroad Quotes By Paul Weyrich: The average voter has to hear a point

The average voter has to hear a point seven times before it registers. — Paul Weyrich

Funny Railroad Quotes By Marty Rubin: Truth is an outlaw in every country.

Truth is an outlaw in every country. — Marty Rubin

Funny Railroad Quotes By Mary Renault: It is bitter to lose a friend to

It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death. — Mary Renault