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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"
— Robert Breault
Do you know why the nose of the bull dog is sloped backwards? So it can keep on breathing without ever letting go.
— Winston Churchill
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
— Evan Esar
To be, or not to be: what a question!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
— Woody Allen
Questions are creative acts of intelligence.
— Francis Kingdon Ward
Was it always to be like this? she wondered. A moment of joy followed by a new sorrow?
— Soheir Khashoggi
How many times can a man kowtow and snivel before his thorny little crumb of pride pokes him into action?
— T.W. Piperbrook
Dionisio arose reluctantly from his bed, went to the window to see what kind of day it was, and went to the telephone to call the police.
— Louis De Bernieres
For a country, everything will be lost when the jobs of an economist and a banker become highly respected professions.
— Baron De Montesquieu
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
— Molly Harper
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
— Charles M. Schulz
I had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?"
— Mitch Hedberg
Kill first, ask questions of the corpse later
— G.A. Aiken
Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life!
— Saurabh Sharma
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
— Tim Heaton