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Give me a moment I am preparing to drawback to scream
Louder than a train overhead below a railroad bridge — John E. Wordslinger

Identify your problems but give your power and energy to solutions — Anthony Robbins

I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it". — Rodney Dangerfield

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!" — Henny Youngman

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me." — Tim Vine

A benevolent act is like a locust: it sleeps until it is called. — Mark Helprin

The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as "Things just happen. What the hell". — Terry Pratchett

When preaching is done right, it can change lives. When it's done badly, my failure goes beyond the merely human. — John Ortberg

People in Scotland appreciate homegrown talent, but it's getting harder and harder to get films made in Britain. — Robert Carlyle