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Public credit is suspicion asleep.
— Thomas Paine
The drums have hogged a lot of the credit. We're as much
or more
*cymbal* players, as we are drummers. — Peter Erskine
or more
*cymbal* players, as we are drummers. — Peter Erskine
Conduct yourself towards your parents as you would have your children conduct themselves towards you.
— Isocrates
Optimism skipped out on the rent a while back, but the cynic in the penthouse won't leave until led out by marshals.
— Colson Whitehead
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
— Frankie Boyle
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
— Paul Dickson
The art of politics is knowing what to do next.
— James P. Cannon
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.
— Steven Wright
It's a dead give away of an inexperienced writer if every character speaks with the same voice.
— Colleen McCullough
I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
— Gabriel Iglesias
I have a mentor. I have ... guides. I have a lot of guides. Not a lot, but people whose opinions I really respect and who I will turn to.
— Jake Gyllenhaal
I do hope I wasn't born in some dreadful mitochondrion which lives in some horrible isolated human host on a lonely planet like yours.
— Madeleine L'Engle
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
— Bob Monkhouse
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
— Henny Youngman
When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
— Jesse Jackson
In books I found explicitly, flamboyantly, everything censored in life.
— Lynne Sharon Schwartz
When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T.
— Amy Hill Hearth
If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
— George Carlin
I take no notice of the trends. It has never concerned me at all. My job is to deal with what I want to deal with and reach an audience by doing so.
— Mike Leigh