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Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt
— Dannika Dark
No tricks, Syn," Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away.
"Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit," I said — Amelia Hutchins
"Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit," I said — Amelia Hutchins
I shot him daggers. Along with swords, scythes, scalpels, shivs, shanks, stilettos, and any other sharp weapon I could think of that began with an s.
— A&E Kirk
Cale! Have you had a female in here?"
Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay
Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay
You try almost dying, being chased, then
hopping in a car with a complete (horny)
stranger. — Gena Showalter
hopping in a car with a complete (horny)
stranger. — Gena Showalter
Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary.
— Patricia Briggs
Good directors don't answer questions with their work. They generate debate and create discussion.
— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
Blake hung an arm on my shoulders. "Alone at last."
"I'm right here," Logan said.
"Maybe you shouldn't be. — A&E Kirk
"I'm right here," Logan said.
"Maybe you shouldn't be. — A&E Kirk
The cross had slipped back onto my chest. I unclasped it and after wrapping the chain around the metal, tucked it into my bra
— A&E Kirk
You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye
— Krista Alasti
So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker.
— Holly Hood
I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.
— Jodie B. Cooper
You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums.
— Thea Harrison
I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark
Tam felt his hands twitch, longing to curl into fists, longing to put those fists into that motherfucking GQ model wannabe's face.
— Lauren Gilley
Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole
Balls to ten minutes.
— Kristen Ashley
Good shot."
"Not really. I was aiming for his balls. — Laurann Dohner
"Not really. I was aiming for his balls. — Laurann Dohner
Misery, thy name is Mudslide
— Molly Harper
All becomes easy when we follow the current of opinion; it is the ruler of the world.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.
— Larissa Ione
I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole
True poetry is the fragrance of the heart in the house of peace.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann
Wake up! Be yourself, not a bad copy of something else!
— Robertson Davies
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to.
— Laurann Dohner
I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.
— Meghan Ciana Doidge
No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark
His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one.
— Kiersten Fay
I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.
— Richelle Mead